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09 October 2017 @ 03:07 pm
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Dear City council of Munich,

I am writing this letter to bring to your attention something that I
and many Muslims believe is unfair and requires attention. I would like to inform you that the Oktoberfest is an Intolerant and Anti-Islamic event. We tried to ignore the event, but there too many Un-Islamic acts done at the Oktoberfest. Such as alcohol consumption, public nudity etc.
We understand that the Oktoberfest is a yearly German tradition, but we, Muslims, can not tolerate this Un-Islamic event, because it offends us and all Muslims on the earth. We are requesting the immediate cancellation of the upcoming Oktoberfest event.

We also believe that the Oktoberfest might also offend all the Muslim refugees coming from Syria, Iraq,
Afghanistan. The cancellation of the Oktoberfest event will help refugees not to forget their Islamic history. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sincerely,
Morad Almuradi
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старательно соблюдая арабские паттерны в английском .
Dear Morad,

Please be so kind and suck my dick.
Then you may fuck off and die in misery , you brainless cum-eating monkey.
The cancellation of your worthless existence will bring joy to our hearts.
If all muslims on the Earth would follow your example, it would be even better.

Kind regards-Andrew.
p.s.
Just to let you know, I personally fucked seven generations of your ancestors .
 
 
 
Евгений Чирцовe_chircov on October 9th, 2017 02:40 am (UTC)
А что, ответ в высоком штиле получился, мои поздравления)
Андрюха-Баюнandrew1488 on October 9th, 2017 02:51 am (UTC)

:-))

ak75 on October 9th, 2017 03:47 am (UTC)
Если чуть менее шутливо, то кажется мне как раз сейчас все где-то на развилке всей этой толерастической истории. То есть или будет как в этом чудесном ответе - и дальше по нарастающей, до полной очистки - или таки да, через год-два Октоберфест будут проводить в ограниченных резервациях и бесконечно извиняясь перед муслимами. Или не через год-два а раньше. Посмотрим.
Андрюха-Баюнandrew1488 on October 9th, 2017 06:06 am (UTC)

Вот вот

peter_hrumovpeter_hrumov on October 9th, 2017 06:26 am (UTC)
Не-не, в Баварии такое не пройдет. Славные традиции, все такое ;)
(Anonymous) on October 9th, 2017 06:25 am (UTC)
Joy
Not "the joy"
Kgb
Андрюха-Баюнandrew1488 on October 9th, 2017 06:42 am (UTC)
Да похуй
aslan1488aslan1488 on October 9th, 2017 06:44 am (UTC)
Нормальный ответ) И таки да, муслы охуели.
Андрюха-Баюнandrew1488 on October 9th, 2017 06:50 am (UTC)
Именно
texconten: chronicles of madnesstexconten on October 9th, 2017 05:45 pm (UTC)
Dear Morad,

We are glad to inform you that this year our famous Octoberfest Festival would be committed in special, Muslim-friendly, non-alcoholic manner.

To celebrate this outstanding achievement we have a honor to invite you to our brand-new Munich Gaming Arena from 25th to 27th of December where every Muslim may enjoy our warm hospitality and Christian entertainment known throughout Europe and Middle East for over 1000 years.

Please be advised that the attendance for the event is compulsory and absence will result in cancellation of social allowances.

Have a nice day.

P.S. We tried sincerely to conduct the Muslim Octoberfest earlier, but it seems that even combined efforts of HK, CZ, SS and FN are not enough to prepare all the refreshments and our furnace manufacturers somehow lost and have to re-develop the technology of mass last service for our guests after such events.